theres something about corpo speak thats haunting

Cal,

I ran those projections

you asked me to run.

Not good.

Our holo-trackers

and laser-face-readers,

have picked up 4.7% fewer smiles

and a spike in grimaces

over the past meta-quarter.

A ten percent spike.

I’ve attached the

Satisfaction Matrix ™

for your perusal.

If I were you, Cal,

I’d do one of two things;

Either grovel,

and grovel good,

or draw up some dystopic diagram.

Show how localized unrest

and a worldwide pandemic

have impacted the Satisfaction Matrix ™

in many, if not all,

sectors of the servo-industrial complex.

The Supra-board is looking for a target,

and you are the first one

that they will take a shot at.

Just be prepared.

Let me know how it goes,

and if you need to drink the meeting away,

call me.

Good luck,

TP