this is how it feels even though its not how it is

Hello!

We hope that you are sitting.

We have reviewed your submission,

and as we would not call it poetry,

we can not accept your work

for publication.

Maybe there is a joke book

that you could submit this to.

Not because your “poem”

was funny in the intentional sense,

but because it must be a joke,

you submitting this piece

of work.

If this “poem” is indicative

of your writing quality,

Do not submit again.

I repeat;

Do not submit again.

Emphatically,

The Editor